A man was telling his buddy,  "You won't believe what happened last night.

My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, do not pay off my

college tuition loan,  cancel my allowance, throw away all my clothes and

take my iPhone and  laptop.  In addition, please take all of my jewelry to the

Salvation  Army.  Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me

and  lock me out of your house.  Then, disown me and never talk to me  again.

And, don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share  to anyone

you choose.””

“Holy Smokes,” replied the friend, “She actually said that?”

The father replied: “Well, she didn’t actually put it quite like that.  What she

said  was, “Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed.  We’re going to work

together on Hillary’s 2016 electioncampaign.””