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Name:   LonghornBoater The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Just following Instructions
Date:   4/11/2016 4:44:12 PM

Fwd: FW: Sometimes Seniors Don't Understand Instructions...

 
To: Ed Carman, Carman, Ed
 
 


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From: Jane Marshall <bjtmarshall@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Apr 4, 2016 at 9:30 AM
Subject: Fwd: FW: Sometimes Seniors Don't Understand Instructions...
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From: Julie English <jtenglish@bcbsal.org>
Date: Mon, Apr 4, 2016 at 9:06 AM
Subject: FW: Sometimes Seniors Don't Understand Instructions...
To: "bigdaddyjpt@gmail.com" <bigdaddyjpt@gmail.com>, "kimobrown66@gmail.com" <kimobrown66@gmail.com>, "Donny Richardson (jenadad2@yahoo.com)" <jenadad2@yahoo.com>, Jane Marshall <bjtmarshall@gmail.com>


I assume we are all ‘More Mature’ or one that appreciates Seniors problems....This is why you should really listen to your doctors instructions.

 

I went to my nearby CVS Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists' high counter is located.

 

I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter. The Pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. I  said, "Yes!  Could you please taste this for me?" Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along.

 

He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around. Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing. When he finally was finished,  I looked him right in the eye and asked, "Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

 

The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!!"

 

I said, "Oh, thank God!  That's a real relief!   My doctor told me to have a Pharmacist  test my urine for sugar!"

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Just following Instructions - LonghornBoater - 4/11/2016 4:44:12 PM



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