Goofy's kid not so goofy
12/23/2017 11:02:02 AM (updated 12/23/2017 11:30:03 AM)
Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, Goofy, Goofy's wife and his kid stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.
During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she
wanted to be when she grew up.
She said she wanted to be President someday.
Both of her parents, Democrat Party members, were standing there, so I
asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you
She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people like
the guy who sits in front of the grocery store."
Her parents beamed with pride!
"Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said..."But you don't have to wait until
you're President to do that!"
"What do you mean?" she replied.
So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull
weeds and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $100. The job will probably
take all day. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the
homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $100 to use toward food
and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in
the eye and asked,
"Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can
just pay him the $100?"
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
Her parents aren't speaking to me anymore.
If you know any Republicans that would get a chuckle out of this, share
it with them. Most Democrats will just delete it. I guess the logic
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