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Name:   LonghornBoater The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Date:   2/16/2018 11:28:19 AM

Carol was not the best student in Catholic School.  Usually she slept through class.


One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping in class. 'Tell me Carol, who created the universe?'

When Carol didn't stir, but little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Carol.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class....'

A little later the Nun asked Carol, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'

But when Carol didn't stir from her slumber, once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!' shouted Carol.

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Carol fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue.  This time Carol jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

The nun fainted.

That’s the value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil.
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LITTLE JOHNNY AGAIN - LonghornBoater - 2/16/2018 11:28:19 AM

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