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Name:   GoneFishin The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Analysis confirmed...as usual
Date:   7/10/2019 12:26:35 AM

By Andy Borowitz July 8, 2019  (The Borowitz Report)—The British Ambassador to the United States, Kim Darroch, explained on Monday that he had tried to conceal insulting remarks from Donald Trump by writing his cables in English.

“I believed that, by writing these messages in English, that would serve the same purpose as encryption,” Darroch said. “The fact that Trump was somehow able to decode them remains deeply mysterious to me.”

Darroch said that, “out of an abundance of caution,” he took further steps to make the cables indecipherable to Trump, deploying multisyllabic words such as “dysfunctional.”

“Clearly, I did not take into account the possibility that one of his aides might read these cables aloud to him and explain what all of the long words meant,” he said. “I was not aware that there was anyone at the White House capable of performing such duties.

” In Washington, Trump appeared not to be taking the insulting cables personally. “The British are just mad at us for taking over their airports in the eighteenth century,” he said.

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Analysis confirmed...as usual - architect - 7/9/2019 8:05:28 PM
     Analysis confirmed...as usual - HARRY - 7/9/2019 9:11:00 PM
          No, at least not this particular Brit - architect - 7/9/2019 11:40:00 PM
               And now - Talullahhound - 7/10/2019 2:05:45 PM
     Analysis confirmed...as usual - Talullahhound - 7/9/2019 10:45:58 PM
          Analysis confirmed...as usual - GoneFishin - 7/10/2019 12:26:35 AM
          Insecurity...a Trump trait the ambassador observed - architect - 7/10/2019 2:33:35 PM
               Insecurity...a Trump trait the ambassador observed - Talullahhound - 7/10/2019 7:25:30 PM
                    Insecurity...a Trump trait the ambassador observed - phil - 7/11/2019 8:27:41 AM
     And yet God Emporer POTUS Trump - Lifer - 7/10/2019 7:08:32 AM
          And yet God Emporer POTUS Trump - Talullahhound - 7/10/2019 2:04:42 PM
               And yet God Emporer POTUS Trump - GoneFishin - 7/10/2019 8:06:51 PM
                    And yet God Emporer POTUS Trump - Talullahhound - 7/10/2019 9:40:32 PM
                         And yet God Emporer POTUS Trump - MrHodja - 7/10/2019 10:04:43 PM

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