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Name:   Old Diver The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Why did....
Date:   7/15/2019 9:25:53 AM

Responding to a knock at the Pearly Gates, St Peter found a lady standing there. "What did you die of, my child," he asked?

"I had a stroke,"she said.

"Come in,"said St Pete.

Next a man knocked and St Pete asked, What did you die of, my son?"

"I had a heart attack," he said.

"Please come in".

 Later another knock came and another woman was standing there. "What did you die of he asked."

"Gonorrhea," she said.

"You don't die from gonorrhea," he said.

"You does if you give it to Big John." 

 

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