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Name:   Old Diver The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   The General
Date:   8/15/2019 11:06:02 PM

 

   A difficult old General was in the hospital demanding everything and making himself unpleasent. 

  Finally an orderly walked into his room and said, "Roll over Sir. Doctors orders, I must take a rectal temperature."

   Inserting the "instrument, he said, "General, I have to run down the hall for a second but I will be right back." and disappeared.

  A few minutes later a nurse walked in and exclained, "General, what are you doing?"

   "Getting my temperatore, What the Hell do you think I an doing?"

   "But sir," she replied, "With a daffodil?"

   

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