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Name:   Old Diver The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   2000 Cataclysm
Date:   12/10/2019 12:33:07 PM

Just before the 2000 new year a college prof I know was talking to a maintenance man about his preperations for the coming cataclysm.  He said he has stock piled water, food medical supplies, a generator and gas etc... What are you stock piling for the emergency?

"Bullets," he said.

"Bullets," Said the prof. "You can't eat bullets!"

 "Yeh," he said. But if I got bullets, I can get all the food, water and supplies I need."  

  After some thought the prof asked, "How do you buy a gun?"

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2000 Cataclysm - Old Diver - 12/10/2019 12:33:07 PM

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