Name:   MartiniMan - Subject:   Christmas Present to my Fellow Cultists Date:   12/27/2019 8:59:20 AM (updated 12/27/2019 9:47:36 AM)

So every Friday morning I attend a Gospel reflection with a group of mysogynist Catholic men who believe in scary stuff like the traditional marriage, personal responsibility, religious freedom and other stuff that used to be normal.  And then I head to work and on the way I stop at Hoboken Deli for an Ossiogo bagel with bacon and egg...no cheese.  I was talking to another patron while waiting on my bagel and he made the comment that one of his kids worked for him and did a great job.  I told him that's because of great parenting and he commented that having a Dad in the house makes all the difference in the world.  Then he told me he was abandoned by his mother but raised by his grandparents who instilled in him a lot of great virtues.  Then he asked me if I was going to vote for Trump and I told him that I was and with no hesitation.  He told me people keep damaging his truck because he had a Trump 2020 bumper sticker and asked me if I wanted a Trump 2020 t-shirt.  I said absolutely.  So he went and got me one and I had to take a picture.  So enjoy fellow Trump cultists and Happy New Year!