Name:   phil - Subject:   Is No One Concerned- Payments to Illegals? Date:   11/4/2021 11:46:36 AM (updated 11/4/2021 11:46:55 AM)

After a long life, and a tumultuous marriage, Joe Biden dies and arrives at the Gates of Heaven, where he sees a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asks an angel, "What are all those clocks?"

The angel answers, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," says Joe, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Moses' clock. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie."

"Incredible," says Joe. "And whose clock is that one?"

The angel responds, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"So where's is Trump's clock?" asks Joe.

"His clock is in God's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

"So what about my clock?" asks Joe.

The angel responds, "It was moving so fast it exploded and the hands flew off and the shrapnel killed four angels"

Joe responds, " Come on man, you know the thing....."