Name:   MAJ USA RET - Subject:   It's only about you if you make it so. Date:   11/23/2022 7:21:46 PM (updated 11/23/2022 7:24:33 PM)

Well you have just set women back 50 Years.

Women (and men) need to step back your 50 years. Or - the weight standards need to be adjusted up an octave to appease the bass. Either way, diabetes and heart disease seem to be consistently tied to higher BMI (or WH ratio if you prefer).

Women in the 60s drank, smokeed (sic) and took diet pills.

Women in the 21^st Century drink, smoke, do drugs, and “hook up” (IAW the prevailing theme of "All About the Bass").

Most of them were not juggling a full time career and raising a family, unlike women today.

TRUE! The family is no longer a top priority among a significant number of women. If you are "All About the Bass" your priorities might not be focused on family.

Women have finally broken out of someone's idea of the "ideal" woman.

Ideal Woman. If all you want is your two minutes, everything looks ideal at closing time.

Thank God that clothing manufacturers finally realized that women are interested in buying stylish clothing that actually fits real women.

NO… clothing manufacturers finally realized that (average) women are larger and buying whatever clothing actually fits them. The industry MUST tell them it’s okay to subscribe to “curvy” – regardless of the underlying health implications.

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So I suggest you stop watching your MAD MEN reruns

I have never seen even the opening credits of Mad Men. I didn’t even give the show a passing glance.

and listen to Morgan Trainers "All About the Bass".

Okay, I took your advice and watched the whole thing.

1 – If men just want more booty to hold. Curvy is definitely the way to go.

2 – “The Bass” is not for me. I prefer a more athletic experience. I moved on LONG ago.

3 – I’m fairly certain that an encounter with “the Bass” is limited to two minutes by the stamina of the combatants. And, usually only one of them gets the trophy.

4 – If you won’t experience treble, you limit yourself to the F clef. Baritone is the way to go with women.

The next time you look into your cold crock pot, the phrase “two minutes” should pop into your head.  (Whose two minutes?)