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	Name:	HOTROD -
	Subject:	BAN BIG SWIM SUITS
	Date:	6/15/2006 11:38:09 AM

I propose that women's bathing suits be ban if they contain more that 72 sq, in of fabric.

Large swim suits (those containing more that 72 inches of fabric) are spoiling Lake Martin.

Banning such atire would improve the view on the lake, increase tourism, increase beer sales, thus increasing tax revenue.

In addition this would act as a defacto speed limit. I for one always slow down when i see a skimpy or thong style suit.

Every other right thinking American male does the same.

Thus by outlawing big bathing suits, we will also cut down on wakes, and other problems caused by speed.

Probably after a while no one would want a big fast boat. We would all trade them for row boats so we would have an excuse for lurking.