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	Name:	roswellric -
	Subject:	Soccer-no thanks
	Date:	7/10/2006 9:21:50 AM

Always thought soccer was a communist sport.

First , there is no scoring after running around for 2 hours. Why don't they make the goals larger? That's why the fans are so frustrated and turn violent and kill each other.

Second, there is no meaningful contact so sissies like to play it. It probably is a good girlie sport. I would be afraid it would make my son gay like the French players.

Third, the so-called term "soccer moms" is about the silliest thing I have heard of. Can you hear the 16 year old 200lb bruiser of a kid explaining to his friends that his soccer mommie makes him play the sport?

Now Lacrosse is a different story. I call it soccer-on-a-stick. You could really whack a player with one of those things. Unfortunately, the players are also aware of this so they wear full body armor. Probably invented by Rugby players but the French got a hold of the rules......

Well, I guess there's always Badmitton......

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Soccer - JohnGalt - 7/9/2006 10:19:13 PM

Soccer - Feb - 7/9/2006 10:27:47 PM

Soccer-no thanks - roswellric - 7/10/2006 9:21:50 AM

Soccer-no thanks - Feb - 7/10/2006 10:16:38 AM

Soccer-no thanks - Tate AU - 7/10/2006 2:10:19 PM

Soccer-no thanks - Feb - 7/10/2006 3:16:57 PM

Ayn Rand - typoaa - 7/10/2006 4:26:39 PM

Ayn Rand - lamont - 7/10/2006 5:09:22 PM

Ayn Rand - JohnGalt - 7/10/2006 6:18:46 PM

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