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Light Humor
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3/2/2007 1:05:15 PM
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This is probably an old one:
Alabama Farmer goes to Hell..
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>> A south Alabama farmer dies and, being a big time sinner goes to Hell. When
>> he gets there it's 95* with 90% humidity, but Satan notices he's kicked
>> back on the brimstone relaxing comfortably.
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>> He asks, "Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?" The
>> farmer replies, "Oh, this is like a warm Spring day in south 'Bama. I
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>> it."
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>> Angry, Satan turns up the thermostat until it's 100* and 95%
>> humidity. Still, the farmer's happy. "This is like a good June day on
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>> farm. Not bad at all."
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>> Furious, Satan turns it up to 105* and 99% humidity. Everyone is
>> even more miserable, except the south Alabama farmer still laying there
>> resting. "Hey, this is like a good August day on the farm bailing hay.
>> Feels good. The hotter the better."
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>> In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25*F.
>> Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon followed
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>> solid ice everywhere.
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>> Satan smirks, watching the farmer.
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>> The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment,
>> suddenly jumps up, looks around everywhere and begins to laugh...
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:Look Down Further.
>> "AUBURN MUST HAVE WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP"!!!
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