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Name:   PC Al The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Joke of the Day
Date:   4/9/2007 6:31:35 PM

$ex Therapy In Florida:
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, went to a $ex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have $exual intercourse?"

The doctor gasps and raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking him to observe them, for his advice, that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50 and he then says good bye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the therapist to observe them again. The therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees, again amazed that they are on such a frequent $exual schedule at their age.

This happens again over the next few weeks. Each time the couple makes an appointment, asks him to observe, then has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor and leaves.

Finally, after five or six weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I’m sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you asking me to help you find out?"

The old man says, "We’re not asking you to find out anything. She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.
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Joke of the Day - Maverick - 4/9/2007 4:44:25 PM
     Joke of the Day - PC Al - 4/9/2007 6:31:35 PM
     Joke of the Day - roswellric - 4/9/2007 8:43:20 PM



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