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A New York lawyer runs a stop sign in Alabama and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He believes he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from
New York, and is certain he has a better education than any cop from
Alabama. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at
the deputy's expense!
Deputy: "License and registration, please."
Lawyer: "What for?"
Deputy: "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer: "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy: "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."
Lawyer: "What's the difference?"
Deputy: "The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that's
the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer: "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and
stop, I'll give you my license and registration, and you give me the
ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Deputy: "Sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir."
Smug in his belief the deputy cannot prove the difference, the lawyer
exits his vehicle. At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick
and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and asks...
"Do you want me to stop... or just slow down?"
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