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Jim Dandy
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Hypnotist at the Sr. center
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8/23/2007 11:43:15 AM
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It was entertainment night at the senior center, and
the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came
from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his
stuff.
As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he
announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or
three people up here to be put into a trance, I
intend to hypnotize each and every member of the
audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude
withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his
coat. "I want each one of you to keep your eye on
this antique watch.
"It's a very special watch. It's been in my family
for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth
while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the
watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd was mesmerized as the watch swayed back
and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch
until suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's
fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred
pieces..........................
"S--T!" said the hypnotist...
It took three days to clean up the senior center
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