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Name:   rude evin The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Are you ready for another...
Date:   9/13/2007 9:20:50 AM

A young minister was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave side service for a homeless man with no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid there. As the minister was not familiar with the backwoods area, he became lost; and being a typical male did not stop for directions. He finally arrived an hour late. The backhoe was there, and the crew was eating lunch, but the hearst was nowhere in sight. He apologized to the workers for his tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open grave, where he saw the vault lid already in place. He assured the workers he would not hold them up too long, but this was the proper thing to do.The workers gathered around still eating their lunch. The minister then proceeded to pour out his soul to the point that the workers joined in with 'Amen' 'Glory' and 'Praise the Lord' which just encouraged the minister to go from Genesis all the way to Revelations. He finally closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to his car. As he was taking off his coat, he overheard one of the workers say to another, "I ain't never seen anything like that before, and I been putting in septic tanks for twenty years"
Other messages in this thread:View Entire Thread
Are you ready for another... - SeaRayMan - 9/13/2007 7:03:23 AM
     Are you ready for another... - CAT BOAT - 9/13/2007 9:15:38 AM
     Are you ready for another... - rude evin - 9/13/2007 9:20:50 AM
          Are you ready for another... - BigFoot - 9/13/2007 10:05:46 AM
     Are you ready for another... - BigFoot - 9/13/2007 10:06:45 AM
     Smart Italian - LifeTime Laker - 9/13/2007 10:13:06 AM



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