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CAT BOAT
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CLASSIC..... MUST READ
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9/21/2007 3:08:53 PM
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This is pretty sick...But serves her right.
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> The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
> alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said
> she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need
> for his good time to be spoiled by her not going. So he took his costume
> and away he went.
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> The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain,
> and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband
> didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by
> watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
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> So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
> cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he
> could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
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> His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
> left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let
> him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
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> After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear
> and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate
> intercourse in the back seat.
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> Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
> put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
> explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
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> She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
> time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
> when you're not there."
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> Then she asked," Did you dance much?" He replied, I'll tell you; I never
> even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some
> other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.
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> " You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
> all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband
> replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had
> the time of his life"!
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