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	Name:	Ulysses E. McGill -
	Subject:	THE IRISHMAN AND THE MORMON
	Date:	10/4/2007 6:42:01 PM

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice"!

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THE IRISHMAN AND THE MORMON - Ulysses E. McGill - 10/4/2007 6:42:01 PM

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