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	Name:	CAT BOAT -
	Subject:	ALSCN gator huntin'
	Date:	1/9/2008 9:33:27 AM

ALSCN wasdriving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation with PP. Whe wanted to take home a pair of genuine for real alligator shoes in the worst way but was very reluctant to Aay the high prices that the local Merchants we asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shop keepers, ALSCN declared "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get me a pair of alligator shoes for free! The shop keeper replied, "Go ahead ALSCN, why don't you just go ahead and give it a try". PP drove ALSCN down to the swamp determined to catch an alligator. Later that day, the shopkeeper was driving home and spotted ALSCN standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9 ft. gator swimming rapidly toward ALSCN with lightning reflexes ALSCN took aim and shot the huge creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank right beside 7 more dead gators lying belly up side by side. The shop keeper stood on the bank watching in silent amazement as ALSCN struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the big gator onto its back. Then rolling her eyes, ALSCN screamed in frustration---

"CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO"

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ALSCN gator huntin' - CAT BOAT - 1/9/2008 9:33:27 AM

ALSCN gator huntin' - ALSCN - 1/9/2008 12:10:42 PM

ALSCN gator huntin' - JIM - 1/9/2008 7:43:12 PM

ALSCN gator huntin' - CAT BOAT - 1/9/2008 10:17:40 PM

ALSCN gator huntin' - ALSCN - 1/10/2008 4:46:34 PM

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