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CAT BOAT
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Sorry MAV..
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1/10/2008 10:33:34 PM
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MAV drove his brand new > Corvette convertible out of the dealership. > Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80mph, > enjoying the wind blowing through what little(greasy) hair he > had left. (He thought about popping a Viagra) > > "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down Hwy 63, > pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in > his rear view mirror, he saw the Eclectic Police behind > him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. > > "I can get away from him, No problem!" thought > the MAV as he floored it to 100 mph, then > 110, then 120 mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on > earth am I doing? (CAT can only drive this good). I'm too old for this nonsense and > pulled over to the side of the road and waited for > the Eclectic Police to catch up. (OSMS heard it all on his scanner) > > Pulling in behind him, the Eclectic Police walked up to > the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch > and said, "MAV, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today > is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you > were speeding, (Other than you were tryin' to be like CAT) that I've never heard before, I'll let > you go."(Where is ALSCN when we need her). > > MAV, looking very seriously at the Eclectic Police, > said, "Years ago,my wife ran off with LTL, and I thought you were bringing her > back." > > "Have a good day, MAV," said the Eclectic Police.....
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