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Tahoe
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Weight Loss Program
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1/23/2008 7:50:56 PM
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> > A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
> program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
> before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing
> but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She
> introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
> sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second
> thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing,
> he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and
> the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is
> delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me". Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is
> in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the
> next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in
> better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he
> weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as
> promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies,
> "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at
> the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing
> there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your behind is mine." He lost 63 pounds that
> week.
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