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rude evin
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The IRS decides to.......
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2/20/2008 9:47:12 PM
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audit BoatsRFun, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when BRF shows up with his attorney, Mav..........The auditor says, " Well sir, you have an extravagant life style and no fulltime employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."......... " I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says BRF. "How about a demonstration?"...........The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Ok. Go ahead." BRF says, "I'll bet you a $1000 I can bite my own eye.".........The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet." BRF removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditors jaw drops...........BRF says, "Now, I'll bet you $2000 that I can bite my other eye. The auditor can tell BRF isn't blind, so he takes the bet...........BRF removes his dentures and bites his good eye..........The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost 3 grand, with BRF's attorney Mav as a witness. He starts to get nervous.............."Want to go double or nothing?" BRF asks. "I'll bet you $6000 that I can stand on one side of your desk, and wizz into that waste basket on the other side, and never get a drop any where in between." The auditor twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again............BRF stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightly, he can't make the stream reach the waste basket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk............The auditor leaps for joy, realizing he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But, BRF's attorney Mav, moans and puts his head in his hands.............."Are you ok?" the auditor asks.................."Not really," says Mav. ............"This morning, when BRF told me he had been summoned for an audit, he bet me $20,000 that he could come in here and wizz all over an IRS official's desk and that you'd be happy about it."
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