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Name:   LifeTime Laker The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Cats family story
Date:   3/10/2008 2:03:41 PM

A redneck family from the hills was
visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their
lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together
again. > > The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?' The father (never having
seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything
like that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.' > > While
the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a
wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The
walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The
walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
number above the walls light up sequentially. > > They continued to
watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to
light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a
gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out. > > The
father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son
.... > > 'Boy................ ..go git cha Momma..............> > >
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Cats family story - LifeTime Laker - 3/10/2008 2:03:41 PM
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