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	Name:	Kizma Anuice -
	Subject:	NEW FAT LADY BASED BAN LAW
	Date:	3/28/2008 5:43:38 AM

1. Ban all houseboats. they are ugly take up too much space and tend to make people polute the water. ( the same could be said for fat ladies)

2. Amend the boat ban so that it bans boats based on weight and displacement, not length. Weight and displacement are what caused wake problems, not length. ( once again, fat ladies usually cause problems because of weight and displacement, not length)

3. Limit the amount of balast (fat ladies are considered balast) a vessle can carry.

4. Limit speed in all slews to 30 mph. (exception if you are trying to escape from fat ladies)

5. Make it illegal to do laps or donuts or any type of repetitive motion in a slew.

6. Make it illegal for fat ladies and empty wine or wiskey bottles to be transported on the same vessel.

7. Prohibit fat ladies from carring concealed empty wine bottels.

This law would better serve the interests sought to be served by the current law and would permit those of us who like to go fast to do so in boats that are safe to be driven fast.

It is probably a raw deal for fat ladies, but who cares.

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NEW FAT LADY BASED BAN LAW - Kizma Anuice - 3/28/2008 5:43:38 AM

I take offense to this... - TotheLake - 3/28/2008 8:28:11 AM

I take offense to this... - water_watcher - 3/28/2008 9:28:13 AM

you're not a walmart fat lady - Kizma Anuice - 3/28/2008 9:31:20 AM

Okay, I just took it the wrong - TotheLake - 3/28/2008 9:32:23 AM

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