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HubCap
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: The challenge
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4/24/2008 1:33:30 PM
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Guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and
sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be
thousands of dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks.
"What's up with the jar?"Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three
tests, you get all the money.."The man certainly isn't going to
pass this up. "What are the three tests?"Pay first, those are the
rules." says the bartender. So the man gives him the $10 and
the bartender drops it into the jar."OK," the bartender says. "Here's
what you need to do: First , You have to drink that entire gallon of
pepper tequila, the whole thing, all at once...and you can't make
a face while doing it.
Second, There's a pit bull chained-up out
back with a sore tooth.You have to remove the tooth with your
bare hands.
Third. - There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who
has never reached orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta make
things right for her."
The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot, I won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those other things.."
"Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is." As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he asks,"Wherez zat tequila?" He grabs the gallon with both
hands and downs it with a big slurp Tears streaming down both
cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next, he staggers out back
where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the people inside the bar
hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on outside. They hear the pit bull
barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and then silence.
Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers
back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches
all over his body.
"Now," he says, "Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"
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