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The Eagle
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5/4/2008 9:11:22 PM
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Subject: Eagles
HARRY THE EAGLE
Did you know that eagles mate for life?
Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling
Of 10 glorious years. After a while, when she didn't return, he went
Looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead!
Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he
Decided that he must get himself another mate, but, since there
Weren't any lady eagles available, he'd have to cross the feather
Barrier.
So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought
Her back to the nest. The sex was good but all the dove would say is
"I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!"
Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest
And flew off once more to find a mate. He soon found a very sexy loon
And brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was good but all the
Loon would say is, "I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want
To spoon!"
So out with the loon. Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time
He found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest.
This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was.....
No, the duck didn't say THAT
.... Don't be SO disgusting. !
The duck said,
"I am a DRAKE , you made a MISTAKE !!!!!!!!!!
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