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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS:
	Date:	6/23/2008 2:57:13 PM

LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS:
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> 1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in
> the bed.
> 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the
> middle.
> 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
> 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
> 5. Write partner’s name on your hand in case you can’t
> remember.
> 6. Keep the polygrip close by so your teeth don’t end up under
> the bed.
> 7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
> 8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
> 9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news. 10.
> Don’t even think about trying it twice.
> (This was sent in large type so you can read it.)

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