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HubCap
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TWENTY DOLLARS
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7/10/2008 6:43:33 PM
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TWENTY DOLLARS
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
asked for
$20.00
for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her
husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love,
for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cuteway for her to
afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home at
noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he
explained that his employer was going
through a
process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that,
at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid
anywhere near
what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of
steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him
certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over
$2million, and
informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She
explained that for the more than three decades she had 'charged' him
for sex,
these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and
investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3
Million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he
found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were
doing, I
would have given you all my business!' That's when she shot him.
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