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HubCap
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IRISH ALZHEIMER'S
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7/17/2008 6:25:37 AM
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Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest
almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been
seen in church in his life.
After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said,
“Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass, what
made ya come?”
Murphy said, “I got to be honest with ya Father, a
while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love
that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat,
and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday. I also
knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and
figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was
going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn’s
hat.”
The priest said, “Well, Murphy, I notice that ya
didn’t steal McGlynn’s hat. What changed your mind?”
Murphy said, “Well, after I heard your sermon on the
10 Commandments, I decided that I didn’t need to steal
McGlynn’s hat after all.”
The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; “After I
talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ya decided you would
rather do without your hat than burn in Hell, right?”
Murphy shook his head and said, “No, Father, after ya
talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ I
remembered where I left me hat.”
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