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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	Polish Murder???
	Date:	7/29/2008 7:08:23 AM

A Polish man moved to the United Kingdom and married an English girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got on well until one day
He rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
Divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
And asked the following questions:

Have you grounds?
Yes, acre and half with nice house.

No. I mean what is the foundation?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand, do either of you have a grudge? -
No, we have carport.

I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations in Poland

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want a divorce ?
She going to kill me!!!

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
Bathroom. I can read.....

...It say, 'Polish Remover'

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Polish Murder??? - HubCap - 7/29/2008 7:08:23 AM

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