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HubCap
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EVER HEARD OF THIS?
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8/31/2008 9:11:32 AM
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WD-40
A man had bought a new pickup. His neighbor got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason). The neighbor went over, woke the man up, and told him the bad news. He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do. Probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open. Another neighbor came out and told him to get his WD-40 and clean it off. It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not Harm his paint job that was on the truck. All were impressed! WD-40 who knew?
Water Displacement #40. The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a 'water displacement' compound. They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40. The Corvair Company bought it in bulk to
protect their atlas missile parts.
Ken East (one of the original founders) says there is nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you...' IT IS MADE FROM FISH OIL!' When you read the 'shower door' part, try it. It`s the first thing that has ever cleaned that spotty shower door. If yours is plastic, it works just as well as glass. It is a miracle! Then try it on your stovetop... It is now shinier than it has ever been before.
USES FOR WD-40:
1) Protects silver from tarnishing.
2) Removes road tar & grime from cars.
3) Cleans and lubricates guitar strings.
4) Gives floors `just-waxed` sheen without making them slippery.
5) Keeps flies off cows.
6) Restores and cleans chalkboards.
7) Removes lipstick stains.
8) Loosens stubborn zippers.
9) Untangles jewelry chains.
10) Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.
11) Removes dirt & grime from barbecue grill.
12) Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing.
13) Removes tomato stains from clothing.
14) Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots.
15) Camouflages scratches in ceramic & marble floors.
16) Keeps scissors working smoothly.
17) Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles & doors in homes.
18) It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor! (Open some windows if you have a lot of marks.)
19) Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car. Removed quickly, with WD-40.
20) Gives a children`s play gym slide a shine for a super fast slide.
21) Lubricates gear shift on lawn mowers.
22) Rids kids rocking chairs & swings of squeaky noises.
23) Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows & makes them easier to open.
24) Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open & close.
25) Restores & cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles & vinyl bumpers.
26) Restores & cleans roof racks on vehicles.
27) Lubricates & stops squeaks in electric fans.
28) Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons,& bicycles for easy handling.
29) Lubricates fan belts on washers & dryers & keeps them running smoothly.
30) Keeps rust from forming on saws & saw blades & other tools.
31) Removes splattered grease on stove.
32) Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.
33) Lubricates prosthetic limbs.
34) Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).
35) Removes all traces of duct tape.
36) Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, & knees to relieve arthritis pain. (tried & true)
37) Florida`s favorite use: Cleans & removes love bugs from grills & bumpers.
38) Protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements.
39) WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a LITTLE on live bait or lures & you will be catching the big one in no time.
40) Fire ant bites. Takes the sting away immediately & stops the itch.
41) WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray on the mark & wipe with a clean rag.
42) If you`ve washed & dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 & re-wash. Presto! Lipstick is gone!
43) If you spray WD-40 on the distributor cap, it will displace the moisture & allow the car to start.
Keep a can of WD-40 in the kitchen cabinet over the stove.
It is good for oven burns or any other type of burn. It takes the
burned feeling away and heals with NO scarring.
Remember, the basic ingredient is FISH OIL
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