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Name:   SPEARFISHER The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Medical Technology
Date:   10/24/2008 9:21:56 AM

A Japanese doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is soadvanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another,and have him out looking for work in 6 weeks.'

A German doctor says, 'That is nothing. We can take alung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking forwork in four weeks.'

A British doctor says, 'In my country, medicine is soadvanced that we can take half a heart out of one per son, put it inanother and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks.'

The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected,'You guys are way behind. We are about to take a Muslim with no brains,put him in the White House, and then half the country will be outlooking for work within one week!'
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