Jokes: MICHIGAN STATE TROOPER
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Name:
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HubCap
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Subject:
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MICHIGAN STATE TROOPER
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Date:
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1/12/2009 4:40:16 AM
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A Michigan State trooper pulled a car over on US 23 about 2 miles
North of the Michigan/Indiana State line. When the trooper asked the
driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and
Juggler and was on his way to Ft. Wayne , IN to do a show at the
Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said
if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't
give him a ticket.
He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have
anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he
could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5
flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car.
A drunken good old boy from Michigan got out, watched the performance,
then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the
door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my a++ to jail, cause
there ain't no way I can pass that test.'
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