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rude evin
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Women drivers...........
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2/7/2009 9:47:46 AM
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Being retired and all, I don't usually let the traffic bother me much....but this morning on the interstate I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 75mph with her face up next to the rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple of seconds! And when I looked back, she was half way over in my lane , still working on that makeup...................As a man,I don't usually scare easily......... But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.......... In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked the cell phone away from my ear, which fell into my freaking coffee between my legs, spashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the d@mn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call........D@MN WOMEN DRIVERS................
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