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HubCap
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Welfare Office
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3/11/2009 5:04:10 AM
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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched
straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his
2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because
of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort
the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say
but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual
urges as the daughter is in her mid-20s and has a rather strong sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located
above t he garage will be designated for your sole use and the salary is
$200,000 a year."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull-shittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it!"
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