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Name:   HubCap The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Surgeons
Date:   3/19/2009 6:09:39 AM

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, I like to see
accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.

The second, from Chicago , responds, Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded.

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, No, I really think librarians are the best, everything
inside them is in alphabetical order.

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: You know, I like
construction workers...Those guys always understand when you
have a few parts left over.

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed:
You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine, and the
head and the *ss are interchangeable
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Surgeons - HubCap - 3/19/2009 6:09:39 AM



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