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HubCap
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Teaching Prospect
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3/21/2009 5:45:06 AM
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> > After being interviewed by the school administration, the teaching prospect said,
> > 'Let me see if I've got this right: 'You want me to go into that room
> > with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for
> > signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages,
> > and instill in them a love for learning. You want me to check their backpacks for
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> > weapons, wage war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases,
> > and raise their sense of self esteem and personal pride. 'You want me to teach them
> > patriotism and good citizenship, sportsmanship and fair play, and how to register to vote,
> > balance a checkbook, and apply for a job. You want me to check their heads for lice,
> > recognize signs of antisocial behavior, and make sure that they all pass their exams.
> > 'You want me to provide them with an equal education regardless of their handicaps, and
> > communicate regularly with their parents by letter, telephone, newsletter, and report card.
> > 'You want me to do all this with a piece of chalk, a blackboard, a bulletin board, a few books,
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> > a big smile, and a starting salary that qualifies me for food stamps. You want me to do all this
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> > and then you tell me
> > ............. .....'I CAN'T PRAY?'
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