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HubCap
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SUMBICH
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3/29/2009 1:49:27 PM
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SUMBICH
A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he
wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies
and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only
redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around
the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating
shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the
women. At the height of the party, the host said, "I
have a 10 ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give
a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump
in." The words were barely out of his mouth when
there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and
saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its *ss!
Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his
thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds,
biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator
through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. both
Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to
the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly
climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring
at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe
you a million dollars,"
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something.
You won the bet. How about half a million bucks
then?"
"No thanks, I don't want it," answered Leroy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you
something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche
and a Rolex and some stock options?"
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what
do you want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbich who pushed
me in the pool!"
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