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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	Devil Dog
	Date:	4/6/2009 9:22:43 PM

Then there was the good ole boy Clabus from the hills of north Ga. who takes his dog Goober down to Atlanta and enters him in a pet talent competition as Goober the talking dog. The contest officials instruct Clabus to demonstrate Goober's skills. Clabus say "Goober name a woman from the Bible" Goober quickly barks out "RUTH...RUTH". He then says "what's on top of the house that keeps the water out?" Goober barks "ROOF...ROOF". Then "Goober who was the greatest baseball homerun hitter of all time?" The reply "RUTH...RUTH". The officials aren't amused and proclaim Clabus is a fraud and that Goober is barking not talking! Goober and Clabus are tossed out on the street. On the way back to the hills in his old pickup Clabus looks down at Goober and says "Don't you worry a dern bit Goober, them city boys might not take to ye much, but you is still my goodest friend". Goober looks up from the floor board and says "Dang Clabus, you should told me afore hand to answer Aaron on that las question".

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