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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	The Airplane
	Date:	5/11/2009 10:43:43 AM

After an British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain activated the public address system and announced...

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293 from London Heathrow, flying non-stop to Toronto.

The weather ahead of us today is good, so sit back, relax and enjoy ...OH MY GOD."

Silence followed .......!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom...

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I frightened you. As I was speaking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of tea in my lap."

Then he added, "You should see the front of my trousers!"

From one of the seats, an Irish passenger shouted ...

"Jaysus, ya should see the back of mine!"

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The Airplane - HubCap - 5/11/2009 10:43:43 AM

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