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Barneget
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Archie ...
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9/2/2009 3:13:29 PM
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While traveling, I walked into a very high-tech bar. As I sat down on a stool I noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" I thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini this man had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" I answered "oh, about 148."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter-stellar space travel', 'the latest medical break through', etc....... I was most impressed. I left the bar but thought I would try a different tactic. I returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what I would have? "A Martini please." Again it was superb. the robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?" This time I answered, "Oh about 115". So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect from the Auburn Tigers this weekend. I had to try it one more time. So I left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??
This time I drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e s-t-i-l-l h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A?
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