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LonghornBoater
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Lawncare 101
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9/4/2009 8:41:18 AM
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is usually the husband.
When our lawnmower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow, I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, email, fishing. Always something more important to me.
Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush and told her that when she finished cutting the grass, she might as well sweep the driveway.
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp
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