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Name:
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HubCap
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Children in Church
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9/23/2009 6:46:09 AM
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>> >> >> A little boy was in a relative's wedding. >> As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, >> and turn to the crowd. >> While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws >> and roar. >> So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way >> down the aisle. >> As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so >> hard >> by the time he reached the pulpit. >> When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I >> was being the Ring Bear." >> >> >> One Sunday in a Midwest City , >> a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. >> The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in >> the pew >> but were losing the battle.. >> Finally, the father picked the little fellow up >> and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. >> Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, >> the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! >> Pray for me!" >> >> >> One particular four-year old prayed, >> "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put >> trash in our baskets." >> >> >> A little boy was overheard praying: >> "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. >> I'm having a real good time like I am." >> >> >> A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were >> on the way to church service, >> "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright >> little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping." >> >> >> A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with >> fascination, >> looking at the old pages as he turned them.. >> Then something fell out of the Bible. >> He picked it up and looked at it closely. >> It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between >> the pages. >> "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out. >> "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. >> With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered, "It's >> Adam 's suit". >> >> >> The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, >> and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, >> jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, >> getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking >> it again. >> After several circles and jerks, >> a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and >> whispered, >> "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?" >> >> >> Six-year old Angie , and her four-year old brother, Joel , were >> sitting together in church. >> Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister >> had had enough. >> "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." >> "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. >> Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, >> "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers." >> >> >> My grandson was visiting one day when he asked , >> "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" >> I mentally polished my halo, while I asked, >> "No, how are we alike?" >> "You're both old," he replied. >> >> >> A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, >> was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. >> Then, one day, she floored her grandmother by asking, >> "Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus ? The virgin Mary or the >> King James Virgin ?" >> >> >> A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. >> They were ready to discuss the last one. >> The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. >> Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, >> "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife." >>
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