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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	Be kind to aminals
	Date:	9/30/2009 6:29:38 AM

One morning out in the country, a wife was going to fix breakfast for her son and husband. She told her son Mike that he needed to go gather some eggs, feed the pigs and milk the cows before breakfast. They were going to have eggs, bacon and so forth.
Anyways, Mike was not happy about these chores all before breakfast. He went to the chicken coop and gathered some eggs but kicked a chicken on the way out. He wasnt so nice to the pigs either, he kicked one of them too. In the barn, he milked the cow and decided she needed a swift kick on the rump, so he did the same thing to her as well.
He went back into the kitchen where his mom said to him: I saw what you did and now you dont get any eggs for one week, no bacon for one week and no milk for one week either mister. You can go around kicking the animals here.
The husband was walking to the kitchen and kicked the cat down the hall.
The son said to the mom, do you want me to tell him or you!!!

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Be kind to aminals - HubCap - 9/30/2009 6:29:38 AM

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