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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	Suicidal Muslims...
	Date:	10/8/2009 8:17:19 AM

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>> Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
>> terrorists are so quick to commit suicide... Let's see now.....
>> a.. No Jesus
>> a.. No Christmas
>> a.. No television
>> a.. No cheerleaders
>> a.. No Nude Women
>> a.. No car races
>> a.. No football
>> a.. No soccer
>> a.. No golf
>> a.. No tailgate parties
>> a.. No pork BBQ
>> a.. No hot dogs
>> a.. No burgers
>> a.. No lobster
>> a.. No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
>> a.. No nachos
>> a.. No Beer nuts
>> a.. No Beer !!!!!!!!
>> a.. Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
>> a.. Constant wailing from the guy next-door
>> because he's sick and there are no doctors.
>> a.. Constant wailing from the guy in the
>> tower.
>> a.. More than one wife.
>> a.. You can't shave.
>> a.. Your wives can't shave...
>> a.. You can't shower to wash off the smell of
>> donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
>> a.. The women have to wear baggy dresses and
>> veils at all times.
>> a.. Your bride is picked by someone else.
>> a.. She smells just like your donkey.
>> a.. But your donkey has a better disposition.
>> a.. Then they tell you that when you die it
>> all gets better!
>>
>> I mean, really, is there a mystery here.

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Suicidal Muslims... - HubCap - 10/8/2009 8:17:19 AM

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