Cathy Sue Bledsoe comes home from a date with a worried soul. Her mother asks how her date was. "I guess it was jes fine mama, Jimmy Ray asked me to marry him." Mama jumps for joy and yells "That 's wonderful darling, Jimmy Rae seems like a fine catch! So why do you look so concerned?" Cathy Sue opines "Well mama our family is sho nuff hard shell Baptists and Jimmy Rae is Episcopalian...why he ain't hardly got no religion at all. Mama he don't even believe in hell!" Mama is quick to answer "Cathy Sue honey, don't you worry one bit bout Jimmy Rae not believing in hell. I guarantee between the two of us we can make him a believer in hell purty damn fast!"
Oh My. Hope I didn't offend her. Wasn't Louis Grizzard's first love Cathy-Sue Loudermilk? I had an Aunt Emma-Lou and a classmate Betty-Jo. You Gotta love southern names!