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lakngulf
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"Green"
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5/24/2012 2:52:30 PM
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This is Cat's message to McGill about the upcoming grilling competition, to the tune of Taylor Swift's "Mean".
"Green"
You, with your Big Green Ego And natural lump coals so hot You, have knocked off on my grill again Got me feeling like its nothing You, with you ATB's and burgers Calling me out when I'm busy You picking on an iron chef man
You think you can take me down with a single steak But you don't know, what you don't know...
Someday, I'll be eating a great Traeger burger And all you're ever gonna be is green Someday, I'll learn how to cook bar-b-que And all you're ever gonna be is green Why you like that grill so green?
You, might can fool Hodja and Talisi And Summer Lover will cave any time Mack might get you by with the Texas crutch Cause the Big Green Egg needs a lot of help Big Foot will judge 'cause I'll never impress you I just wanna fell okay again
I bet you burned your steak And your Coors Lite was not cold And the show ends right now 'Cause you can't lead me down that Green road And you don't know, what you don't know...
Someday I'll be eating fine Traeger Prime Rib And all you're ever gonna be is green Someday, I'll learn how to cook bar-b-que And all you're ever gonna be is green Why you like that big egg so green?
And I can see you years from now at Harbor Docks Talking about the big grill compete With that same big loud opinion But nobody's listening Washed up and ranting about the same old burnt ham Drunk and grumbling on about how I can't cook But all you are is green, and
Someday I'll be eating a great Traeger Burger And all you're ever gonna be is green Someday I'll learn how to cook bar-b-que And all you're ever gonna be is green (with envy) Why you like that grill so green?
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Summer Lover
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"Green"
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5/24/2012 3:00:22 PM
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Why am I thinking about Styx's "Too Much Time on my Hands"..... I just hope that CAT will let Dee Dee do the singin' (maybe some backup from Madison)..
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BigFoot
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"Green"
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5/24/2012 3:27:05 PM
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...oh lord have mercy...you have outdone yo po' self this time...if Taylor gets ahold of this, she would probably come up here to the 'palooza and sing it to us....hilarious!!
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lakngulf
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"Green"
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5/24/2012 3:28:03 PM
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My thought exactly.....that Madison would have to interpret the song to Cat
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Ulysses E. McGill
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"Green"
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5/24/2012 3:29:20 PM (updated 5/24/2012 3:32:58 PM)
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LMAO. Good job ML, and you're correct. All I'm ever gonna be is Green (but where are you in the song being that you're a greenie too?). And remember, Green ain't mean......Cat is always welcome if he gets hungry and/or tired of that pellet box. Also, I'm still waiting for him to teach me how to do hushpuppies....he ditched us again last weekend after we saw him up at your place on the way to the Tiki Hut (speaking of mean)....
I agree with Summer, things must be running real smooth (or slow) down in Montgomery; Styx is quite appropriate, need to get Rude on that one....
I'm done working for the week, so let the holiday weekend begin. If y'all are out and about, stop by. BTW, you have any peppers yet? I'm ready for some ABT's!
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please, noooo...She's a talented song writer, but I don't care much for her singin' or content; guess I'm getting old.
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lakngulf
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"Green"
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5/24/2012 3:53:23 PM
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Yes, we need to get Rude back active again. maybe another "Rude Awakening".
Peppers went in the ground late. Too much effort on this mater test project I have going on.
Believe it or not, very busy here, I just think quick. Also, the song started off as a rebuttal to Ever Ready, keeping the "mean" theme. But once I looked at the real lyrics, "green" just jumped out at me.
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a finely tuned mind can't be held back...bet you're gonna be humming it all day though. I actually have some small peppers, but they're not quite ready. Liz is going to buy some on her way back from Auburn and she says thanks again for the squash....hope to see y'all this weekend.
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Summer Lover
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Don't know about this "green" thing
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5/24/2012 5:03:33 PM
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Picked up a Primo Oval XL (from 34 Outdoor) a few months back, and you know the old saying - "once you go black, you don't go back"... :-)
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lakngulf
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Don't know about this "green" thing
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5/24/2012 5:12:52 PM (updated 5/24/2012 5:13:17 PM)
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Are you saying the grill compete might become a "Menage a Trois"? Green, Black and Cat
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Summer Lover
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Don't know about this "green" thing
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5/24/2012 5:45:04 PM
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I think CAT may be more comfortable with a microwave instead of a grill..
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roswellric
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CAT
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5/24/2012 6:46:58 PM
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You thought I was creative? Wow! I'm impressed.
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CAT BOAT
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CAT
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5/24/2012 7:13:00 PM
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I'm speachless. Or, either smart enough to remain quite for the moment. I think there has been a meeting, and this is a planned attack. Kinda like David and Goliath. I'll be David, and will be King. Remember, "IT'S BETTER TO REMAIN QUITE AND BE THOUGHT A FOOL, THAN OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT". This will end soon, and BGE will become a mere "Weber" knock off.
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Ulysses E. McGill
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CAT
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5/24/2012 8:18:07 PM (updated 5/24/2012 8:19:28 PM)
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I'm sensing some insecurity....should I mention that I gave you a solid chance to clear this all up a few weeks ago when we discussed it privately? (ooops... guess I just did, lol). Here's a new offer. I'll fire up the BGE Saturday if you want to bring the Traeger on over and we can do some comparisons. If you don't want to mess with the pellet popper, you're still welcome....Either way, I trust DeeDee, Steven, and Madison as judges. Also, Ima still waitin' on those hushpuppies u bragin about.
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Ulysses E. McGill
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Don't know about this "green" thing
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5/24/2012 9:08:48 PM
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I've seen those Summer, and it's a fine product. For those that don't know, it's also a Kamado grill and works on the same philosophy (as a BGE) which dates back to ancient Japanese technology. There are also other brands of Kamado type grills that will all provide great results.....now we're comparing apples to apples, its just a matter of preference, availability, and service.
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CAT BOAT
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CAT
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5/24/2012 9:17:59 PM
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There is ONE thing for sure.... I will be leaving Cathouse Lake Martin tomarrow around noon. Headed to River Camp for 3 days. CAT needs some time off. We have been busy here, and many Lakemartin.com customers came. Imma go on vacation. Just sayin'. Just count me out this weekend. No security issues as far as cookin'. Dream on! Call the Police.
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Ulysses E. McGill
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CAT
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5/24/2012 10:10:33 PM (updated 5/24/2012 10:37:30 PM)
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Y'all have a nice weekend and I know you'll be the first to say busy is a good thang....just talked to Larry and we think you should give a ham another shot; youcandoit! We're gonna slum it on the BGE with some ABT's, conecuh and spicy sausages, mason jar chickens, bacon wrapped vidalias, Bacon wrapped shrimp, and more...we don't know what we don't know but we jus tryin' to keep up with da Cat (or is that Iron Chef Man, I like line that ML). It's hard to be Green.
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BigFoot
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CAT
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5/25/2012 8:29:55 AM (updated 5/25/2012 8:49:12 AM)
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...to borrow a line from Blazing Saddles, "Now this is true forum gibberish!"
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twc
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CAT
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5/25/2012 10:51:52 AM
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Yall sure are being mean to the Cat! Careful or somebody is gonna call the aspca.
Back to lurking,
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TC
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