Name:	CAT BOAT -	Reply
Subject:	LNG
Date:	4/28/2014 11:59:30 AM

LNG, I was across the slough from you at Macks house Friday.  Enjoyed some idle chat with Macks family and he let me in on his little secret.  I had the pleasure of seeing his 'Private" garden, complete with beautiful vegetable plants, irregation system, the whole 9 yards.  I think he has got it in for you, and it appears there is no possible way you can grow a garden like he is.  He told me stories about you leaving Produce on his dock from time to time also.  I here there are plans he has to cook you a Special Roast!  Prolly should talk to him about that. 

Name:	lakngulf -	Reply
Subject:	LNG
Date:	4/28/2014 2:07:49 PM (updated 4/28/2014 2:10:04 PM)

Yes, he's got it going on over there.  No way I can compete with Emu manure.  Glad you were in the neighborhood.  Quite a good looking pontoon he has now.

My garden is just the decoy to keep McGill, SummerPlace and Lil Talisi away from Mack's produce and eatery.

Name:	Mack -	Reply
Subject:	LNG
Date:	4/28/2014 4:58:00 PM

Cat Man just stirring the pot. I don't have the energy to keep a garden like LnG's.

And, that roast he was talking about is Armadillo. Yummy, huh?

Name:	Mack -	Reply
Subject:	Emu Manure???
Date:	4/28/2014 7:38:29 PM

Nope. Not Emu. I arranged for a special delivery of extremely fresh, mature and smelly manure for my plants this year. The manure was shoveled from the floor of Congress during the last recess.......

Name:	CAT BOAT -	Reply
Subject:	Emu Manure???
Date:	4/28/2014 8:24:35 PM

Now THATS sum funny chit rite there. 

Name:	Ulysses E. McGill -	Reply
Subject:	Yep
Date:	4/28/2014 9:55:32 PM (updated 4/28/2014 9:59:26 PM)

Sorry to say the "Cat truth" has been revealed, LNG sucks as a gardener and mater grower...

Psssst...Hows that ML, u think that will keep away the riff raff?; wink, wink..

Name:	lakngulf -	Reply
Subject:	Yep
Date:	4/28/2014 10:03:07 PM

That's my story and I am sticking to it

Name:	Ulysses E. McGill -	Reply
Subject:	LNG
Date:	4/28/2014 10:04:31 PM

LMAO....Armadillo is probably something Cat could get away with cooking because nobody would try it. Save me a few maters, Mack.

Name:	MrHodja -	Reply
Subject:	LNG
Date:	4/28/2014 11:55:03 PM

We like oysters on a half shell, why not possum?